The Great Cici's Adventure.

So, Megan and I go to Cici's for some amazing spinich alfredo pizza. When we entered, a guy was mopping, and Megan clings to me so she won't fall. Homeboy mopper just laughed.

Then... Guy who rings us up is like "Your total is, whatever, would you like to add a tip for me?" And I just kinda looked at him and said, "Um... sure?" And we all laughed because he was joking. I was realy embarrassed.

THEN! As we're walking to go get our drinks, these four guys are just sitting there, and one (who obviously hadn't showered in a while) is like looking us up and down, and another one (who is obviously like over 40) is like "How're you ladies doing tonight?" And I just kinda smiled and kept walking because it was real creepy.

And then, after we got food, Megan goes up for a salad and the one who hadn't bathed came up, heres the conversation:

Guy : Hello, how are you doing today?
Megan: Uhm, okay you?
Guy : So where's everything?
Megan: What do you mean?
Guy: My back hurts. Do you know how I can fix that?
Megan: Uhm, like a chiropractor or medicine?
Guy: Medicine.
Megan: There's a... CVS... up the way.
Guy: Thanks.

And mopper guy, who was awesome and cool, was mopping the back and laughing with me as we watched Megan and made a comment something like, "Looks like shes found her man..." to which I died laughing.

Until they left, they just kinda stared, and we spoke loudly about pepper spray and stuff, it was so creppy. Woulda made a great horror movie if we had died in the end.

So, as Megan and I contemplated the ways in which they would either kill us or throw us into their truck, we had nice little conversations with mopper man (whom we left a tip for) and sat in the Cici's for almost two hours, replayed the story to 5 people, and alarmed my parents more than necessary via Facebook status.

Good times, good times.